Dear Jan Brewer,Please consider me when assembling a team of expert Zombie Killers to patrol the Arizona border.
I think I would make an excellent addition to your team.
I have long despised Zombies, and have X-ray vision.
I am willing to work hard for the things I believe in, and will work for nothing more than occasional praise.
I am familiar with the Border terrain and will dress appropriately.
I promise you you'll not be disappointed.
Yours,
Gretchen Baer
"Future Zombie Killers of America"
