We'll soon be heading to Hilton Head where I will become a painting monkey.
I'll chained up in the out-building of Cathryn's organic FroYo shop.
Cathryn and Wendy will occasionally toss me some fruit to eat and to paint.
People can look in and see the monkey in a cage furiously painting mangoes, guava, bananas and passion fruit. (Or so my imagination will have it!)
If I'm good they will take me for a trip to the fabled Monkey Island, I can't wait!