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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Problems? What problems?

I have no idea what your talking about. Tra la la.


Oh you mean problems like the giant oil monster that's rapidly becoming the size of, oh, Arizona? Boo. Completely un-fun. I'd rather not talk about that.
Way too disturbing.
I'm more interested in talking about FUN PROBLEMS, like the ones we have in Arizona!
I'm very excited about our new gun law. I can't wait to go gun shopping with a group of friends for something glamorously rhine-stone studded to match our outfits.
The immigration law is not bad either. I mean, we've basically had this law for years here on the border, so it's business as usual, except for the fact that now the world is interested.
And what about those Mexican drug dealers? Well, on a positive note, they tip fabulously!
I'm all for Jan's law banning human-animal hybrids
because those animal people give me the creeps!
So as I was saying... problems, what problems?

4 comments:

  1. problems are for pussies... solutions are where it's at!

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  2. problems...what problems...there are no problems now that you are blogging again. YAY!!!!! oh wait it needs one more !
    but seriously, i read that the Arizona Governor took away State Domestic Partner Benefits and she said she was doing the work of GOD. Hmmm i thought he decided to rest on the 7th day.

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  3. She did indeed and she just pulled off another one today! She's now banned ethics classes and teachers who have accents. Yup, it's true!

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  4. By the way, found out yesterday on the way home from Roper Lake, from a local there, that if Roper Lake closes it will NEVER open again, as there's a trust from the Roper family that gives Arizona the right to use the lake and make money off it, once closed that right is forever revoked! Sad news for sure!

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