I have no idea what your talking about. Tra la la.
Oh you mean problems like the giant oil monster that's rapidly becoming the size of, oh, Arizona? Boo. Completely un-fun. I'd rather not talk about that.
Way too disturbing.
I'm more interested in talking about FUN PROBLEMS, like the ones we have in Arizona!
I'm very excited about our new gun law. I can't wait to go gun shopping with a group of friends for something glamorously rhine-stone studded to match our outfits.
The immigration law is not bad either. I mean, we've basically had this law for years here on the border, so it's business as usual, except for the fact that now the world is interested.
And what about those Mexican drug dealers? Well, on a positive note, they tip fabulously!
I'm all for Jan's law banning human-animal hybrids
because those animal people give me the creeps!
So as I was saying... problems, what problems?