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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

An open letter to Jan Brewer

Dear Jan Brewer,
Please consider me when assembling a team of expert Zombie Killers to patrol the Arizona border.
I think I would make an excellent addition to your team.
I have long despised Zombies, and have X-ray vision.
I am willing to work hard for the things I believe in, and will work for nothing more than occasional praise.
I am familiar with the Border terrain and will dress appropriately.
I promise you you'll not be disappointed.

Gretchen Baer
"Future Zombie Killers of America"


  1. My ears will be peeled for this sound of Zombie's eating brains at all times!

  2. Just back from beloved Roper Lake, swam in the lake and soaked in the hot spring. Can't wait to see your outfit for killing Zombies!

  3. Speaking of Janimal, how's her plan to close Roper Lake going?
    That pisses me off more than anything!